Stories by Alan Guebert

Alan Guebert was raised on an 800-acre, 100-cow southern Illinois dairy farm. After graduation from the University of Illinois in 1980, he served as a writer and editor at Professional Farmers of America, Successful Farming magazine and Farm Journal magazine. His syndicated agricultural column, The Farm and Food File, began in June, 1993, and now appears weekly in more than 70 publications throughout the U.S. and Canada. He and spouse Catherine, a social worker, have two adult children. farmandfoodfile.com

U.S. House stalls farm bill progress

Friday, August 10, 2012 by Alan Guebert

Journalism school doesn’t make cynics out of people who pick up the pen for a living. Committing journalism — using the pen to chronicle the escapades of crooks and crackpots you encounter as a journalist — often does, though. A glaring example of this transformation arrived in the late July action of Speaker of the [...]

What will kick Congress into gear?

Thursday, August 2, 2012 by Alan Guebert

Alan Guebert takes Washington to task on the 2012 Farm Bill.

Be wary of the banksters in Washington

Thursday, July 26, 2012 by Alan Guebert

On July 17, the U.S. Senate pulled off a Half Ginsburg by convening three Capitol Hill hearings on why the crooks and crackpots in charge of global finance find it ridiculously easy to make suckers out of you and me and Swiss cheese out of American laws. William Ginsburg, you may recall, represented Monica Lewinsky [...]

Can’t duck crop insurance disaster

Thursday, July 19, 2012 by Alan Guebert

Many on Capitol Hill are quick to point out that “If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s a duck.” What they never add is that this little blinding glimpse of the obvious has never stopped legislative quackery in the past and it’s not stopping it now. Drought impact For example, [...]

Readers know how to write, too

Friday, July 13, 2012 by Alan Guebert

On an early morning bicycle ride I roll past a massive red combine slumbering at the end of a freshly barbered wheat field.<

‘Free markets’ really aren’t free

Thursday, July 5, 2012 by Alan Guebert

If there’s no such thing as a free lunch — and there isn’t: even the United States Department of Agriculture’s “free” National School Lunch Program cost $10.8 billion in fiscal year 2010 — then it stands to reason that the free market might not be entirely free either. Financial markets For example, to ensure that [...]

A golden goose for chicken feed

Thursday, June 28, 2012 by Alan Guebert

Every week for 19 years this 170 square-foot, two-dog, one-person office has declared its complete devotion to numbers. For example, just last week we found it completely fascinating that in just three days this month 100 U.S. senators offered 302 amendments to an ag committee-approved 2012 farm bill that already ran more than 1,000 pages. [...]

Bigger programs, bigger boondoggles

Thursday, June 21, 2012 by Alan Guebert

In mid-June, the best guessers on Capitol Hill handicapped a probable 2012 Farm bill this way: either the Senate passes its version by the Fourth of July to push the House to act by late summer or no farm law will pass until after the November general election. That either-or view takes in a lot [...]

Some hot numbers in cold times

Thursday, June 14, 2012 by Alan Guebert

As the world stumbles toward a summer of financial winter, one part of the American economy continues its merry, five-year waltz: U.S. ag exports are forecast to reach $134.5 billion in Fiscal Year 2012. Estimate That estimate, released by the U.S. Department of Agriculture May 31, is $3.5 billion higher than USDA’s February guess and [...]

Go ahead and bet against Europe

Thursday, June 7, 2012 by Alan Guebert

When I hopped on the ag journalism jet in 1981, the European Union (known then as the European Economic Union) forecast it would spend a fabulous sum — $5 billion or so — on its farm support program, the Common Agricultural Policy. By comparison, the USDA estimated total 1981 farm program costs here would be [...]