Stories by Alan Guebert

Alan Guebert was raised on an 800-acre, 100-cow southern Illinois dairy farm. After graduation from the University of Illinois in 1980, he served as a writer and editor at Professional Farmers of America, Successful Farming magazine and Farm Journal magazine. His syndicated agricultural column, The Farm and Food File, began in June, 1993, and now appears weekly in more than 70 publications throughout the U.S. and Canada. He and spouse Catherine, a social worker, have two adult children.

Farm news that happened while you weren’t watching …

Thursday, July 30, 2009 by Alan Guebert

With the summer already two-thirds over and the dog days of August about to seep in, I’ll bet you didn’t notice that…
About the time troubled New York lender CIT Group started coughing up blood two weeks ago, a trustee for one of its former clients, Meadowbrook Farms Cooperative, was alerting a federal bankruptcy judge […]

Dairymen crying over spilled milk prices

Thursday, July 23, 2009 by Alan Guebert

Maybe this is what Willie and Waylon were thinking when they warned American “mommas” to not let their “babies to grow up to be cowboys:” Anyone with a dairy cow this year will lose, on average, $70 per month feeding and milking it; more if the cow is also packin’ debt.
Losing big
That means, in […]

Stubborn, yes; ‘un-teachable,’ no

Thursday, July 16, 2009 by Alan Guebert

In the five months and three weeks since readers last took over this space, my snail mail and e-mail has taken on a decidedly red hot-ice cold nature.
Those who enjoy the column smother me in roses. Those who can’t stand my views — and, often, the fact that I exist — cannot believe someone […]

Ag’s two faces in global warming debate

Thursday, July 9, 2009 by Alan Guebert

Once, during a friendly debate over global warming, I asked a well-informed acquaintance what the consequences were if he was wrong in his insistence that global warming was simply Al Gore’s revenge for the 2000 presidential election.
“Well,” he replied after a long pause to, I guess, stare 40 years into the future, “if I’m […]

You want funny? I’ll give you funny

Thursday, July 2, 2009 by Alan Guebert

All truth passes through three stages, German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer once explained. “First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”
That line came to mind June 18 when I heard a nationally known ag radio reader report that, the day before, the National Farmers Union had publicly […]

I’ll be thinking of Uncle Honey July 14

Thursday, June 25, 2009 by Alan Guebert

As the end of June edges into sight, my mind floats back to those hot, long days on the southern Illinois dairy farm of my youth when noon dinner brought everyone together for the day’s big meal.
Afterward, all the adults napped until precisely 1 p.m.
Uncle Honey, my father’s uncle who spent 20 of […]

NAIS should be fixed or forgotten

Thursday, June 18, 2009 by Alan Guebert

Four days before the seventh and final “listening session” June 1 to gather producer comments on NAIS, the National Animal Identification System, U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack announced USDA would host six additional meetings for the public “to voice their concerns about the current NAIS system and offer potential solutions.”
The extra meetings are […]

Rain makes grain — if grain’s planted

Thursday, June 11, 2009 by Alan Guebert

When I was drawing a paycheck as a cocksure marketing advisor and newsletter writer nearly 30 years ago, my colleagues and I often explained our hedging mistakes by simply declaring our advice had been “ahead of the market.”
We were right, the line of malarkey went, but the slicksters in the futures markets were too […]

Take free trade — please

Thursday, June 4, 2009 by Alan Guebert

When the international trade portion of your resume is as thin as Ron Kirk’s — you do remember that Kirk, the former mayor of Dallas, is now U.S. Trade Representative, don’t you? — it’s likely you’d stress personal ideals over professional accomplishments when talking about your new job.
Kirk did just that in a May […]

Health care reform a winner for rural America

Thursday, May 28, 2009 by Alan Guebert

If you want to see just how badly broken America’s health care system is come to the country.
Be careful during your visit, however, because rural America — where just nine percent of the nation’s doctors serve 17 percent of its citizens scattered across 80 percent of its geography — is not an ideal place […]