Stories by Alan Guebert

Alan Guebert was raised on an 800-acre, 100-cow southern Illinois dairy farm. After graduation from the University of Illinois in 1980, he served as a writer and editor at Professional Farmers of America, Successful Farming magazine and Farm Journal magazine. His syndicated agricultural column, The Farm and Food File, began in June, 1993, and now appears weekly in more than 70 publications throughout the U.S. and Canada. He and spouse Catherine, a social worker, have two adult children.

Where will ag spend Obama billions?

Thursday, January 22, 2009 by Alan Guebert

The new president wants Congress to approve upwards of $800 billion in cash and tax credits by mid-February to, hopefully, stem the worst economic slide any American under 70 has experienced.
And that’s in addition to the yet-to-be spent $350 billion from the $700 billion, October 2008 bank bailout.
How do you spend $1.1 trillion […]

Average Crop Revenue Election awaits

Thursday, January 15, 2009 by Alan Guebert

On Jan. 8, 2008, an investment banker at Goldman Sachs predicted crude oil prices would top $200 a barrel by summer, then slip lower but remain well above $100 through 2011.
What looked smart then looks ridiculous now.
Today, crude prices are far closer to zero than $200 and the spectacularly wrong investment banker, like […]

A new secretary; another governor

Thursday, January 8, 2009 by Alan Guebert

If conventional leadership and bureaucratic competency had a face, it would look exactly like Thomas J. Vilsack: round as an apple pie, chin disappearing under sagging cheeks, graying (and amply present) hair.
President-elect Barack Obama’s selection of Vilsack, the two-term (1998-2006) Iowa governor, to lead the U.S. Department of Agriculture is as safe and sound […]

Is ’sucker’ written on our foreheads?

Wednesday, December 31, 2008 by Alan Guebert

It’s the end of the year, but columnist Alan Guebert still has unanswered questions.

A life of simple living and giving

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 by Alan Guebert

(Author’s note: The following column was first published the week of Christmas 1998. Now, by tradition, it returns. Merry Christmas. –Alan)
The Christmas tree was a scrub cedar hacked from the edge of the woods that bordered the farm.
Big-bulbed lights, strung in barber pole fashion, generated almost as much heat as the nearby wood […]

Credit crunch crunching markets

Thursday, December 18, 2008 by Alan Guebert

If recent conversations with elevator managers and farmers are even slightly predictive, it’s gonna be a long, cold winter in corn and soybean country because the majority of 2008 grain, they say, is — gulp — unpriced.
Wow.
In my flat, black and beautiful neighborhood, that’s a killer on land that giggled up 200 bushel […]

‘Twas the bailout before Christmas

Thursday, December 11, 2008 by Alan Guebert

Before ya’ll go gettin’ cheery-cheeked and weepy-eyed for Christmas, Old Scrooge here has some sour facts that will be waitin’ for you on the backside of the holiday season.

Fact number one

After Secretary of Treasury Henry Paulson’s bailout of banking giant Citigroup, the total amount of government cash thrown into this year’s credit mess is […]

Rural Americans way ahead of leaders

Thursday, December 4, 2008 by Alan Guebert

In a brief presentation to some 250 or so farm and small town members of Iowa mutual insurance companies Nov. 17, I asked for a show of hands on two questions.
First, I asked, regardless who is president, how many here think there will not be some sort of national health care program within the […]

Elections do matter to everyone

Thursday, November 20, 2008 by Alan Guebert

Whoever said elections don’t matter was either a royalist or a royal idiot.
Of course elections matter.
For proof, ask Robin Hayes, Marilyn Musgrave, Randy Kuhl or Tim Walberg. All are Republican members of the House Ag Committee who, on Nov. 4, were fired by their constituents in, respectively, North Carolina, Colorado, New York and […]

Time to re-examine, re-invent

Thursday, November 13, 2008 by Alan Guebert

One of the more astute observations on the role of government in farm policy ever uttered was offered by then-congressman, later (from 1991-93) secretary of agriculture, Ed Madigan.
“The majority of farmers,” Madigan, a moderate Republican, told me in a September 1984 interview between campaigning around his central Illinois district, “just want to be left […]