Stories by Alan Guebert

Alan Guebert was raised on an 800-acre, 100-cow southern Illinois dairy farm. After graduation from the University of Illinois in 1980, he served as a writer and editor at Professional Farmers of America, Successful Farming magazine and Farm Journal magazine. His syndicated agricultural column, The Farm and Food File, began in June, 1993, and now appears weekly in more than 70 publications throughout the U.S. and Canada. He and spouse Catherine, a social worker, have two adult children.

Cutting a fat hog on the taxpayers’ tab

Thursday, May 14, 2009 by Alan Guebert

The year isn’t five months old and hog farmers already have had a year to forget: a sick global economy sickening pork demand, costlier feed and a call-it-whatever flu that’s lopped $15 off hog prices in the blink of an eye.
Indeed, 2009 has been so bad — on May 5, the National Pork Producers […]

No bank should be too big to fail

Thursday, May 7, 2009 by Alan Guebert

The biggest maker or breaker of business in rural America is not Washington rulemakers, state environmental agencies or local taxing bodies. Instead, it’s usually the local bank. A bank’s collective fairness and wisdom can be seen from Main Street to surrounding farms.
Not so with the money center and Wall Street banks. Citibank, Bank of […]

Big biz and the big university

Thursday, April 30, 2009 by Alan Guebert

When David Chicoine explains his new, part-time job — one of 11 members of the board of directors at seed giant Monsanto Co. — it all sounds very smart, very modern, very…good.
“Big companies like Monsanto,” related Chicoine in an April 21 telephone interview, “have contacts anywhere they find talent. Their only interest is high […]

Report on global agriculture’s future

Thursday, April 23, 2009 by Alan Guebert

If you had a nickel for every magazine story that detailed the best ideas to pass your farm or ranch on to your children and grandchildren, you’d have one wealthy farm or ranch to pass on.
If, however, you had a nickel for every magazine story that detailed what economic, environmental and political actions are […]

How to hide 8 million acres in plain sight

Thursday, April 16, 2009 by Alan Guebert

American farmers and global food makers have had more than a decade to get comfortable with wild, year-to-year swings in crop acres brought by decoupled, “freedom to farm” ag policies, an 800 percent boom in biofuel production and an increasingly hungry export market for American meat and grain.

A punch

Still, the 2009 Prospective Planting Report, […]

To fix this mess, just fire them all

Thursday, April 9, 2009 by Alan Guebert

Only Wall Street bankers and Capitol Hill lawmakers can sport such a sorry record and still keep their jobs.

Maybe AIG ain’t great after all

Thursday, April 2, 2009 by Alan Guebert

More than 40 years ago, my father and his good friend, C. John, had a three-letter code they often tossed back and forth when enjoying their shared passions of fishing, camping and winning nickels playing euchre.
“AIG,” one would say whereupon the other would reply immediately, “You better believe it; AIG.”
Old meaning
AIG meant “Ain’t […]

Meadowbrook Farms collapses

Thursday, March 26, 2009 by Alan Guebert

A sudden surge of spring-like warmth put a hint of green in my backyard just in time for St. Patrick’s Day. Whether the lovely weather lasts or if it’s just the luck of the Irish matters little because, clearly, winter is doomed.
So, too, seem the hog-growing farmers of Meadowbrook Farms, the Rantoul, Ill., pork […]

The aggies to Obama: No!

Thursday, March 19, 2009 by Alan Guebert

Of the many talents Americans — and especially American politicians — have acquired in the last 25 years, coupling fact with fiction to create baloney might be the most creative.
For example, in 1996 the Republican-led Congress created Freedom to Farm, that year’s farm bill, to decouple farm programs from set-asides, a grain reserve, taxpayer […]

Known by the company they keep

Thursday, March 5, 2009 by Alan Guebert

If it’s even partly true that you’re known by the company you keep, then the farmer-loved ethanol business got a lot less lovable Feb. 8 when Valero Energy Corp., the largest crude oil refiner in North America, announced its intent to purchase five of the choicest plants owned by mega-biofuel maker, mega-bankrupt VeraSun Energy.
Should […]