Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Adding insult to incarceration

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Talk about adding insult to incarceration.
Martha Stewart has been sentenced to serve her time at the federal prison in Alderson, W.

Sticks, stones and sharp words

Thursday, October 7, 2004

(Authors note: Names and locations have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent and any resemblance to anyone living or annoying is purely coincidental.

Storms of stupidity

Thursday, September 30, 2004

There has been a lot of talk lately about how any number of things are making Americans look bad.
Reality TV, bare midriffs in church, our lack of respect for other cultures, and the presidential election just to name a few.

Give me ketchup or give me death

Thursday, September 23, 2004

I often dreamed that once I packed my youngest child off to kindergarten, I would be free to indulge in some “me” time and become one of the much heralded “ladies who lunch.

True confessions of a First World girl

Thursday, September 16, 2004

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Recently, my electronic planner froze up, causing me lose track of every appointment, assignment, and crucial coffee date I may have scheduled for the next six weeks.

Life Out Loud: Replaced, rejected, retired

Thursday, September 9, 2004

The most dedicated servant is always the last to see the layoff coming.
One minute, you think you have the utmost in job security.

Celebrity wedding survival guide

Thursday, September 2, 2004

Traditionalists who believe that marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman are undoubtedly heartened by the knowledge that America’s reigning queen of overexposed celebrity, Jennifer Lopez, walked down the aisle this summer for the third time.

Pride and prejudice: Geography as destiny

Thursday, August 26, 2004

In the heartland of this great nation, we’ve apparently all entered the Witness Protection Program. Our exact locations must remain a closely guarded secret.

Back to school has mom losing her cool

Thursday, August 12, 2004

It seems that our nation’s retailers and I have come to a complete and utter impasse as to what “back to school” entails.

Sowing my wild popcorn

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt does the unthinkable.

Cheer on! It’s darned hard work

Thursday, August 5, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt realizes her daughter was born to cheer.

Parents enjoy life after kids’ bedtime

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt discovered the bliss of sending the kids to bed early. Every night.

Trendy pets: What happened to pet rocks?

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt wonders what some people are thinking when they pick out a pet.

Poor ol’ mini me

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt laments over things getting smaller.

Throwing in the trowel

Thursday, July 8, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt is garden zoned-out.

America is old enough to dress the part

Thursday, July 1, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt reflects on American fashion. We have certainly grown as a nation in since 1776, but unfortunately, our clothes have gotten smaller.

Poke-Mom says: Stop the madness!

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt meets her match with Pokemon.

Random acts of senseless names

Thursday, June 17, 2004

What were they thinking? Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt wants to know what’s up with kids’ names like Banjo and Denim?

Going to the dogs

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt watched her household – and other pets - change when she brought home a new puppy.

Nielsen: Coming clean with TV habits

Thursday, June 3, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt admits to lying about her television viewing.

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About Kymberly

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.