Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Happy sales to you

Thursday, April 1, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt turns into a sales maniac after her first – and only – success.

Know more, Mr. Nice Guys

Thursday, March 25, 2004

Hear ye, hear ye: Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt’s husband is a really swell guy, contrary to what you might have read.

To have and to hold, and sometimes to choke

Thursday, March 18, 2004

An only child, columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt never knew the methods of sibling torture until she had children of her own.

You never know when you might need it

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt defines and explains the curse of “packratism.”

No-good, horrible, and very bad days

Thursday, March 4, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt was jarred recently into keeping her ‘bad days’ in perspective.

Did you hear? Barbie, Ken call it quits

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt shares earth shattering news on the celebrity front: the dolls’ 43-year engagement is over.

Aging in the thick of things

Thursday, February 19, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt gives her eyebrows - all three of them – a harsher look.

I’m not feeling the love this ‘sweet’ holiday

Thursday, February 12, 2004

If columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt sees one more mass-produced Valentine’s Day mug, she’s going to scream.

No child left behind when bus stops here

Thursday, February 5, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt is thankful she isn’t a bus driver.

What I hope they remember about me

Thursday, January 29, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt hopes her children never forget no matter how big they get, they’re still her babies.

Surviving childhood without even trying

Thursday, January 22, 2004

Wear the scars of childhood proudly, says columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt. Today’s youth are hermetically sealed.

Deck the halls with boughs of bunnies

Thursday, January 15, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt urges homeowners to get over Christmas, dismantle candy cane lane and put the tree away. It’s almost Easter!

Resolving to seize the days

Thursday, January 8, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt’s home will never look perfect, but she resolves to accept it all the same.

Many happy postal returns to you all

Wednesday, December 31, 2003

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt just wants to mail a stuffed toy and board game. Is the Postal Service too busy with live alligators to deliver her package?

Have yourself a very merry something, something

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt finds herself singing along with Christmas carols instead of just humming the parts she doesn’t know. How about you?

All I want for Christmas is world peace

Thursday, December 18, 2003

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt reviews her Christmas lists.

Degree of difficulty counts for something

Thursday, December 11, 2003

It’s all about shopping form at this time of year, says columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt.

The times they aren’t a-changin’

Thursday, December 4, 2003

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt wonders if “take a penny, leave a penny” cups have caused a current currency crisis.

Unlucky number thirteen

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt strikes 13 from the list of numbers.

Christmas creeps in on little Pilgrim feet

Thursday, November 20, 2003

To a child, that goofy pilgrim buckle hat is just an orange barrel slowing down the fast lane to the good holiday, says columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt.

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About Kymberly

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.