Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.

Curses! Foiled again!

Thursday, October 23, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt shares some of her family’s everyday problems brought on by darned curses.

Don’t let an amusing roundup get your goat

Thursday, October 16, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt writes about how easy it is to have subjects to write about – especially when that includes the great goat roundup.

At least the bear had a good time

Thursday, October 9, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt shares the privacy of her home with an entire classroom and George W. Bush.

Designer dreams derail the happy home

Thursday, October 2, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt rationalizes about the state of her kitchen.

Dead men working still getting paid

Thursday, September 25, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

The King and Peanuts creator Charles Schultz earn more in the grave than still-living Joes like you and me, writes columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt.

Falling into fitness? It’s all in the jeans

Thursday, September 18, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt says with autumn comes a clothing reality check.

Elusive creatures: Other Mothers

Thursday, September 11, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt talks about the “cool” moms who let their kids stay up all night, munching on pizza and cake and watching violent TV cartoons.

Life: It’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon

Thursday, September 4, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

In the big dining room of life, columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt urges readers to savor the buffet, not just race toward the dessert cart.

Child’s death barely raises an eyebrow

Thursday, August 28, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt takes a serious note discussing the death of a 20-month-old child who was beaten to death.

Fashion flashbacks cause lack of all sense

Thursday, August 21, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Are we really doomed to see a return of leg warmers and Big Hair? Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt says once killed, a fashion trend should stay dead.