Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.

Sentimental journey through old memories

Thursday, August 14, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt may hoard babyhood memorabilia but she plans on keeping it all.

I’m not a real person, I just play one on TV

Thursday, August 7, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Real life rarely includes pink diamonds as big as your head, so columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt wonders why those who wear them insist they’re just “the girl next door.”

Thirties not necessarily a time of depression

Thursday, July 31, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt has no problem with being 34 forever.

No bridge too high; just jump

Thursday, July 24, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt watches friends to learn about jumping off life’s milestone bridges.

Dressing for disaster requires planning

Thursday, July 17, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt doesn’t want to be “caught dead” wearing her husband’s old T-shirts.

Real life movie ideas for Hollywood

Thursday, July 10, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Hollywood just doesn’t get it: Real life is hard to replicate on the big or little screen, says columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt.

Heralding summer with a swing and a bang

Thursday, July 3, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt writes about the arrival of summer.

Troubling lights and piece of mind – for dummies

Thursday, June 26, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

When the “service engine” light came on in columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt’s vehicle recently, she was initially charmed with the thoughtfulness.

Nice place to visit but does he have to live there?

Thursday, June 19, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt doesn’t remember signing a permission slip for her little one to grow up so quickly.

Homeward bound, but home can’t be found

Thursday, June 12, 2003 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt tests true friendship when it comes to helping a buddy with house hunting.