Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

My lost, and found, popularity

Thursday, September 15, 2005

When I think of all the years of my youth I wasted worrying about being popular, why, I could just weep.

Forging a ‘failure for life’ in first grade

Thursday, September 8, 2005

There is a certain, delicious agony in failing first grade. Granted, it’s virtually impossible to really flunk out on the second day of school, but me, I’m an overachiever.

Here’s to a not so ‘perfectly’ good year

Thursday, September 1, 2005

On your mark, get set, go back to school! That rite of passage, the “back to school season,” is upon us once again, ready or not.

My friends have me flying out of control

Thursday, August 25, 2005

I am running with a bad crowd. Somewhere there is a bookish gathering of nerdy, sedentary types missing me terribly.

Missing: Some sense of security

Thursday, August 18, 2005

He would have been 31 years old last November – November 14 to be exact, which stands out for me, because that is my birthday, too.

Fashion platform: Ugg-ly fads should end

Thursday, August 11, 2005

I have a limited fashion sense due to one minor detail: I’m not six-foot-nine and the weight of a Q-tip.

Making memories at your family reunion

Thursday, August 4, 2005

Every person should have at least one breathless, wide-eyed memory of summer.
Leaping off a sun bleached wooden dock; casting a line into an icy clear Midwestern lake; clinging blindly to an out-of-control paddle boat with the sickening realization that you are heading straight for a monstrously large shoreline poison ivy patch.

She has officially come undone

Thursday, July 28, 2005

As usual, I’m ahead of the curve in all the wrong ways.
Just once I’d like to be the first to buy the next hot stock, embrace the next fashion-forward look, or even have the season’s hottest salad dressing on my plate before anyone else (Lime Kool-Aid vinaigrette anyone?).

Sealing the deal: Duct tape fails, too

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Duct tape: It’s not just for pipe repair and hostage situations anymore.
Recently, in an embarrassing setback for NASA, a temporary window cover fell off the shuttle while it was on the launch pad, damaging thermal tiles near the tail.

It’s up to you to prevent PDA

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Back in the day we shunned PDA.
No, not personal digital assistant – that’s so 21st century.
PDA was Public Display of Affection, i.

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About Kymberly

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.