Friday, May 27, 2016

It's like this: I'm adrift in dreamland, when I'm rudely startled awake by the "Bleet-Bleet-Pounding-In-Your-Brain-Bleet-Bleet" of The Most Annoying Alarm Clock In The History Of the World (Patent Pending).

I know I will never discover that my $40 yard sale card table is worth $40,000 and it's my own darned fault. I'm too cheap to have ever paid $40 for a used card table in the first place.

Last month when we were all still enjoying it getting cozy and dark shortly after lunch, I hopped in Mr. Wonderful's truck, a vehicle...

Remember when you didn't need an advanced degree to buy a light bulb? All you really needed was to know your wattage and you...

The phrase "7th-grade formal dance" makes about as much sense to me as saying "toddler driving lessons." That aside, it seems to be the...

In every photo they are touching their children. An arm through an elbow, a hand on the back. All were touching their kids. Teenagers,...

The comment that my children are "amazingly well behaved" accompanied an email forward of a video-gone-viral that has blanketed the media. The video features...

The air bag light came on in my vehicle the other day. This would be because there is a hole in my dash. A...

I have no idea why bats don't have a bigger market share PR-wise. They aren't a common toy, nursery decor or fashion accessory. I...

First I would like to apologize to any innocent drivers in a nearby urban area who may/may not have been menaced by a woman with a white knuckled grip on the steering wheel of a large white truck. That was me and I am sorry.
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