Friday, February 12, 2016

I would like to call to order this meeting of the fellow Mean Mothers of America (MMoA). Our first order of business will be to erect a statue (chocolate, of course) to Mark Zuckerberg, Founder of the social networking site, Facebook.

So I just spent maybe eight minutes weeding an area outside my front door and I deeply resent that time as eight minutes of...

I am not "the outdoor type." I made clear early on that Mr. Wonderful, an avid athlete and outdoorsman, had made a poor choice in mates. He did not marry anyone even remotely "self-sufficient" or "outdoorsy."

The graduate. She has deep blue eyes, a gorgeous smile, and her senior class superlative is “prettiest hair.” That makes sense. She does have the prettiest hair. It’s a gorgeous shade of deep, natural red. This was true even when she was mostly bald and later, briefly, when it all sort of fluffed around her head like a vibrant dandelion puff.

When you're young and just starting to make a little money, (emphasis on "little") you are made to feel a failure if you don't...

First, let me state for the record that no dogs were harmed in the making of this column, though not for lack of trying.Great...

Twas' an hour before the big Easter dinner and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except me as I was finishing...

If it's possible to be addicted to saving then I've got the bug -- bad. There is just something so satisfying about not spending...

April 18-24 is Screen-Free Week. Since 1996, organizers have exhorted us to turn off screens via the implementation of Screen-Free Week (formerly TV-Turnoff).Ever since...

I find as I age that I look to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis for parenting advice.
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