Thursday, July 28, 2016

"I asked for riot shields, but they wouldn't give me one, so it's not going to be that bad I don't think."-- Target employeeI...

Clearly, there is something wrong with my diet. Namely, that I am not on one. Other people seem to be doing all kinds of...

Mr. Wonderful has taken to hitting me to get his point across. OK, technically it's more of a playful tap on the shoulder to...

Call them bins, boxes, or totes but those plastic coffins designed to "out of sight / out of mind" our unused personal possessions are...

I think it's safe to confess that I have been a carrier of the plague. Apparently, I had pinkeye.Every single last one of my...

I grew up with a mother who wasn’t terribly crafty, but come Halloween would dutifully create my Halloween costume with her own two hands....

Since they were old enough to be even dimly aware that their lives were published, my children have understood that a fair amount of...

I give the worst parties. Seriously. I have no idea why people keep coming to my house. I tend to issue invitations that request...

I applaud the advances in science and medicine that make childbearing so much less likely to result in death. I also suspect that all...

As we head into the heart of the haunting season, I have a confession to make. As if my life weren't colorful enough, I...
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