Thursday, March 12, 2026

He is wanted for transgressions against humanity. His alleged crime spree includes such offenses as touching, being "weird," "totally annoying" and, on occasion, "looking at me funny.

As a veteran sports mom, I have logged more than my fair share of time on the sidelines of various youth sporting events. I...

The folly of youth is best demonstrated in all the instances when wise and well-meaning adults counseled me to "enjoy life, it goes so fast!" I, with the boundless wisdom of a teenage know-it-all, responded to this insight with a well-practiced eye roll and scoffing disdain.

I didn't set out to become a sell-out. I'm just saying. For the record and all. I had no intention of becoming an impersonal cog in the corporate machine.

How does that old song go? Send in the clowns

One of the many charming aspects of living in an old house is that you are never truly alone. Never alone Oh sure,...

It is not so much I mind having chosen a career path so vague as to rank somewhere below "illegal alien bus boy" in terms of status, but rather, I get no respect for doing it from my home that really rankles my soul.

People are often surprised to discover that I camp. I know how that is. I’m often surprised myself. I am not an outdoorsy type...

If you've ever sat on a committee, or ever worked with one, or even tried to talk to one, you'll know exactly what columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt is talking about in this week's column.

If you can read this, I have survived to write it and (blessedly) not been killed in a tragic multi-car pileup in the carpool lane.