Greetings from nowhere
I’m not from around here.That’s probably why I got a chuckle when our local village’s Facebook status (yes, we are THAT hip) read “If...
The tragedy of misplaced ‘rights’
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt comments on the sad story of little Rilya Wilson.
Setting new goals for 2011
By the time you read this the majority of New Year's resolutions will have been cast aside like old shoes. It takes roughly 21...
At least the bear had a good time
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt shares the privacy of her home with an entire classroom and George W. Bush.
The beast of mealtime’s burden
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt has Meal Time Stress Syndrome and is fine with it.
Money talks: I just don’t speak the language
Obviously, I am failing to see the big picture, money wise, and for this (and my being a writer - a career path which ranks slightly lower than illegal alien bus boy in terms of financial success), I'm unlikely to ever be obscenely, or even G-ratedly, rich.
Of prom, parents and underpants
Remember when high school prom was just a sweet little rite of passage? This, of course, was back before parents as a whole just went ahead and lost their minds.
Planning to not make plans at all
I’m packing the camper — or at least supposed to be. What I’m actually doing is writing about packing the camper. Procrastination — it’s...
Putting things into perspective
On more than one occasion, I get all hung up on my deadlines, my responsibilities, and my perceived importance in the world.
During these...
Butt then, maybe I’ll call you
We just spent a very confused moment staring at the caller ID that pops up on our TV screen and wondering how I could...