Monday, March 30, 2020
coffee

Being an adult is like folding fitted sheets. No one really knows how.
wall

Kymberly Foster Seabolt cunningly convinces her husband to start a new home improvement project.

The most dedicated servant is always the last to see the layoff coming. One minute, you think you have the utmost in job security.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt laments over whether to make the switch from four-door sedan to mom mobile, better known as a van.
Christmas present

Kymberly Foster Seabolt considers asking for things with a deeper meaning this Christmas and shares what she really wants from Santa.

It was the men with guns at the door that convinced me more than anything else that I wasn't living in the suburbs anymore....
dog

Have your children grown and flown? Small dogs will absolutely fill that void left by grown children. Small dogs will never let you be lonely.

I didn't set out to become high-maintenance, really I didn't. I was tripping along, clam-happy, unmanicured, and completely wash-and-go through my 20s with nary a problem.

If I have learned anything from my years as a Scout Parent -- first with Cub Scouts (cute) and then Boy Scouts (cute, but...

Nearly 20 years together, and looking forward to many more.