Thursday, April 18, 2024

Traditionalists who believe that marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman are undoubtedly heartened by the knowledge that America's reigning queen of overexposed celebrity, Jennifer Lopez, walked down the aisle this summer for the third time.

Few things strike greater fear in the parental heart than these: parent-teacher conferences. Highly educated adults, captains of industry, even veterans of foreign wars can be reduced to puddles of insecurity at the very prospect of conferring with their child's teacher.

By the time you read this the majority of New Year's resolutions will have been cast aside like old shoes. It takes roughly 21...

I know I will never discover that my $40 yard sale card table is worth $40,000 and it's my own darned fault. I'm too cheap to have ever paid $40 for a used card table in the first place.

“If I’m gonna hit a traffic jam, well it better be a tractor man ... ” — Rodney Atkins I would like to apologize to all...

I had a very happy childhood. This means my hope of ever writing a really great "tell all" book is probably not going to happen.
squirrel

A squirrel meets its end with an electric utility pole on Kym Seabolt's property.
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Kymberly Seabolt contemplates both the benefits and pitfalls of online shopping.
boat dock

Kymberly Foster Seabolt is certain she will be reliving the parable of the Battle of the Buoys for years to come.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt doesn't want to be "caught dead" wearing her husband's old T-shirts.