Hindsight is 20/20, a good 20 years later
I have never been terribly good at punctuality. I'm generally late for just about everything. Granted, I was born early, but that may, in fact, be the very last time I was even remotely on time.
New house people have problems, too
One of my many faults (and I surely have far too many to count in just one column) is I am a shallow person...
Life Out Loud: Make time for fun in last days of summer
I don't want to panic anyone but we are almost out of summer. Soon some perky television meteorologist will inform us with malicious glee that the end has come.
Christmas: To have and to hoard
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt reflects on holiday shopping and stampeding toy riots.
I’m not feeling the love this ‘sweet’ holiday
If columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt sees one more mass-produced Valentine's Day mug, she's going to scream.
The bat days of summer
In the 14 years we have lived here, we have had a handful of bats fly in for a visit. PETA can picket me...
New magic new year
By the time you read this the holidays, in all their glory, should be far enough behind that you can reflect on them. As...
I still don’t know what I want to be
’Tis the season when most public schools begin a new academic year.
The mean mom’s guide to real life
After years of toil, struggle, and inner turmoil wondering what, if anything, I want to be when I grow up, I have discovered my one true calling: I am the Meanest Mom Ever! Crowned.
The gift that keeps on (not) giving
Look, I don't want to alarm anyone, but last week was Thanksgiving. How did that happen? It seems like only yesterday, I was first perusing the Christmas holiday decor alongside the Fourth of July merchandise.
