Thursday, April 18, 2024

Do you think the witness protection program offers a new wardrobe? More importantly, can I enroll before I have to appear in anything "dressier" than Santa print PJs for the holidays? Not asking for much.

I understand now, with perfect clarity, why some 30-something women persist in sporting mini-skirts that are far too young for them (or their thighs) and men of the same age endlessly relive their teenage athletic exploits.

Well, the bad news is that I can now officially call Mr. Wonderful "my old man." The good news is that I'd rather be poked with a hot stick than do so.

As you may have guessed, I’m pretty fond of the man I married. Crazy about him even. This does not, however, prevent me from...

Columnist Kym Seabolt's mother never bought a Veg-O-Matic based on the lure of TV commercials, so her daughter is not about to succomb to the lure of the "Perfect Pancake" maker, either.

Well, as usual, Mr. Wonderful has just gone ahead and absolutely ruined my life. He does that. It's his thing. How, you ask? How...

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt gets sick of snow days and children's snow-day etiquette.

The nice thing about getting married is that you inherit a whole new set of people to fret about. My niece, for example, is aflutter about learning to drive.

I've long said that I'll be darned if my children are going to go running off spending good

August is the month that breeds heat, fleas, and boredom. Like parents the world over, I pride myself on providing all the things our...