Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.

As American as mom, hot dogs, and passing the buck

Thursday, August 22, 2002 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt offers commentary on the need to pass responsibility for our own irresponsibility.

Committed to committees: How to run government without trying

Thursday, August 15, 2002 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

If you’ve ever sat on a committee, or ever worked with one, or even tried to talk to one, you’ll know exactly what columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt is talking about in this week’s column.

At the tone, please mind your manners

Thursday, August 8, 2002 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Telephone customer service? What’s that? Columnist Kym Seabolt reminds readers what good telephone manners really are.

The value of days lived on borrowed time

Thursday, August 1, 2002 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Confessions of an overdue book holder: If library cards were like driver’s licenses, columnist Kymberly Seabolt’s would have enough points to result in suspension.

Missing my misspent younger years

Thursday, July 25, 2002 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kym Seabolt confesses that “in her day,” a “rave” was a brand of hairspray.

Independence Day the Canadian way

Thursday, July 18, 2002 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt tells why it was only natural for her family to celebrate Independence Day by hightailing it for the border.

Grin and please don’t bare it

Thursday, July 11, 2002 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

As a nation stricken with uncertainty, we are seeking the comfortable; however, wearing pajamas in public is going too far.

Signed, sealed, and undelivered

Wednesday, July 3, 2002 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt ponders the black hole we know as the U.S. Postal Service.

Advice on how to be a columnist,unless your name is Britney Spears

Thursday, June 27, 2002 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt has often been approached by many aspiring columnists who wish to know how one actually gets into the business.

Angels riding shotgun are miracles

Thursday, June 20, 2002 by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt writes of the wonder of miracles.