Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Home alone

Thursday, October 8, 2015

No matter how much you love each other, I think that too much togetherness after 20 years together may be more than is strictly needed. I say this with love, but I need to miss a person.

Picture this: Life is fleeting

Thursday, October 1, 2015

I easily snap 3,000 photos every month. It’s probably closer to 10,000, but I edged the number down so as not to appear entirely crazy.

Just add water

Thursday, September 24, 2015

We have one favorite lake — most boat people do — and here we would spend some of the best days of summer. I found that on the boat I didn’t worry.

When all words seem inadequate

Thursday, September 17, 2015

I am rarely at a loss for words. In fact I tend to think — and write — in 800 word increments. But there are times when there simply are no words.

Seasonal piles

Thursday, September 10, 2015

I only clean for new people. In fact, if I clean for you, we probably aren’t that close — yet.

Hair: The long and the short of it

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Columnist Kym Seabolt has finally discovered that hair, while fun to have and play with, does not define her.

Trophy Life

Thursday, August 27, 2015

I am not a trophy mom. I mean I think I’m a catch, but I’m not “into” trophies.

So. Much. Stuff

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

I tend to jump on bandwagons — right about the time everyone else has jumped off, and the bandwagon’s been put up on jacks. This is why I am just now coming around to the life-changing magic of tidying up.

So, let’s talk about dating

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Now, as near as I can tell, “talking to” has replaced “dating.”

Taking a bite out of the bigger apple

Thursday, August 6, 2015

I like to think of myself as a technologically advanced person.


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About Kymberly

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.