Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Changing English language without trying

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Today, autocorrect on most devices has made it easy to pretend that spelling (and proofreading) doesn’t matter.

Mother of the moment

Thursday, April 23, 2015

I swear 15 years of selfless — and entirely decent — parenting and I will probably be remembered for the time our daughter went to her sporting event alone, was locked out of her own home and ended up sleeping on a table in a (semi) public place.

Happy shoelace day, baby

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Nearly 20 years together, and looking forward to many more.

Household messes make memories

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Sometimes making a mess is worth the memories.

Purging the unused, but making new memories

Thursday, April 2, 2015

It’s funny how the things we loved can one day become the things we can no longer stand the sight of.

Lost and found

Thursday, March 26, 2015

How many times can you forget your youngest child before inevitable therapy is involved?

Honorable mention

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Living in the country means our mailbox is on a post by the road.

Room with a view of no privacy

Thursday, March 12, 2015

I usually avoid bathroom humor.

Pillar of strength

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Ours is a lovely old farmhouse. Sturdy, solid and square.

In defense of running amok

Thursday, February 26, 2015

I had a very happy childhood. This means my hope of ever writing a really great “tell all” book is probably not going to happen.

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About Kymberly

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.