Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Random acts of senseless names

Thursday, June 17, 2004

What were they thinking? Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt wants to know what’s up with kids’ names like Banjo and Denim?

Going to the dogs

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt watched her household – and other pets - change when she brought home a new puppy.

Nielsen: Coming clean with TV habits

Thursday, June 3, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt admits to lying about her television viewing.

Meeting the other woman

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt meets the center of her son’s universe.

They don’t make birthday parties like they used to

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt adds it up: Her children + classmates + parties = buckets of sugar, piñatas, and unprepared parents.

Baths are a myth of modern mommies

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt finally got a bath, but it might not have been as relaxing as it sounds.

Coming of age: My baby is gone

Thursday, May 6, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt experienced the first pangs of Empty Nest Syndrome (even though her youngest is just 4).

What color matches a deer head?

Thursday, April 29, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt searches for the perfect dining room paint color to match her husband’s mounted deer head.

Step up to modern life in a not-so-modern home

Thursday, April 22, 2004

A funny thing happened on author Kymberly Foster Seabolt’s way to this column. She lost her office.

And like I was telling Martha Stewart …

Thursday, April 15, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt discovered that’s she’s actually a domestic genius, if you ask the 6-year-olds.


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About Kymberly

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.