Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

You never know when you might need it

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt defines and explains the curse of “packratism.”

No-good, horrible, and very bad days

Thursday, March 4, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt was jarred recently into keeping her ‘bad days’ in perspective.

Did you hear? Barbie, Ken call it quits

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt shares earth shattering news on the celebrity front: the dolls’ 43-year engagement is over.

Aging in the thick of things

Thursday, February 19, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt gives her eyebrows - all three of them – a harsher look.

I’m not feeling the love this ‘sweet’ holiday

Thursday, February 12, 2004

If columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt sees one more mass-produced Valentine’s Day mug, she’s going to scream.

No child left behind when bus stops here

Thursday, February 5, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt is thankful she isn’t a bus driver.

What I hope they remember about me

Thursday, January 29, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt hopes her children never forget no matter how big they get, they’re still her babies.

Surviving childhood without even trying

Thursday, January 22, 2004

Wear the scars of childhood proudly, says columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt. Today’s youth are hermetically sealed.

Deck the halls with boughs of bunnies

Thursday, January 15, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt urges homeowners to get over Christmas, dismantle candy cane lane and put the tree away. It’s almost Easter!

Resolving to seize the days

Thursday, January 8, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt’s home will never look perfect, but she resolves to accept it all the same.

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About Kymberly

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.