Stories by Kymberly Foster Seabolt

Life Out Loud: Replaced, rejected, retired

Thursday, September 9, 2004

The most dedicated servant is always the last to see the layoff coming.
One minute, you think you have the utmost in job security.

Celebrity wedding survival guide

Thursday, September 2, 2004

Traditionalists who believe that marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman are undoubtedly heartened by the knowledge that America’s reigning queen of overexposed celebrity, Jennifer Lopez, walked down the aisle this summer for the third time.

Pride and prejudice: Geography as destiny

Thursday, August 26, 2004

In the heartland of this great nation, we’ve apparently all entered the Witness Protection Program. Our exact locations must remain a closely guarded secret.

Back to school has mom losing her cool

Thursday, August 12, 2004

It seems that our nation’s retailers and I have come to a complete and utter impasse as to what “back to school” entails.

Sowing my wild popcorn

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt does the unthinkable.

Cheer on! It’s darned hard work

Thursday, August 5, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt realizes her daughter was born to cheer.

Parents enjoy life after kids’ bedtime

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt discovered the bliss of sending the kids to bed early. Every night.

Trendy pets: What happened to pet rocks?

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt wonders what some people are thinking when they pick out a pet.

Poor ol’ mini me

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt laments over things getting smaller.

Throwing in the trowel

Thursday, July 8, 2004

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt is garden zoned-out.

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About Kymberly

Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.