Farm and Food File

All the news they want to print

Thursday, September 27, 2012 by Alan Guebert

Rupert Murdoch, the Australian-born American media titan, is having one tough year on both sides of the Atlantic. On the Old World side, several of his British newspaper editors have been disgraced, arrested or fired for an alleged phone-hacking scheme that reached into royal palaces and political offices. The mess cost Murdoch his empire’s crown [...]

Having a beef with Ohio’s checkoff, where cattle will vote … sort of

Thursday, September 20, 2012 by Alan Guebert

According to Chicago legend, a tombstone somewhere in the city reads: “John Smith, Born 1934, Died 1981, Voted 1984, 1988, 1992.” What makes the joke funny, of course, is its resemblance to the truth. Chicago’s well-deserved reputation for election shenanigans is just that — well deserved. Despite that legacy, cattle cannot vote in either Chicago [...]

Having a beef with Ohio’s checkoff, where cattle will vote … sort of

Thursday, September 20, 2012 by Alan Guebert

According to Chicago legend, a tombstone somewhere in the city reads: “John Smith, Born 1934, Died 1981, Voted 1984, 1988, 1992″. What makes the joke funny, of course, is its resemblance to the truth. Chicago’s well-deserved reputation for election shenanigans is just that, well deserved. Despite that legacy, cattle cannot vote in either Chicago or [...]

Some days are meant to last forever

Friday, September 14, 2012 by Alan Guebert

Someone — my great-grandfather, my grandmother, my dad, someone — told me how fathers announced the upcoming wedding of their daughters more than a century ago in the small, southern Illinois farming community where I was raised. The story goes like this: After a wedding date was set, the bride’s father saddled his finest horse [...]

Numbers, what they really mean?

Thursday, September 6, 2012 by Alan Guebert

Since figures backstop fact, numbers are the meat and potatoes and forks and knives of journalism. They are, in a word, beautiful, and, like true beauty, they can take your breath away. For example, in the faint light of early Aug. 10, my daily newspaper reported that Tom Laughlin would mark his 81st birthday that [...]

Sorting lies, distortions and lawsuits

Thursday, August 30, 2012 by Alan Guebert

Somewhere along the line, it became acceptable to bend and break the record of public figures and firms without any consequence whatsoever. Shortly thereafter, distortion and deception replaced discussion and debate and yelling and lying replaced compromise and progress. And that’s just in agriculture; in politics, it’s even worse. The latest farm and food fight [...]

‘All these numbers’ tell a story now

Thursday, August 23, 2012 by Alan Guebert

In modern political campaigns it’s a given that opponents will attack each others’ ideas, misrepresent each others’ record and, metaphorically, make every attempt to rip each others’ ugly face off. Since this vitriol is expected, little of it finds traction. It’s “politics as usual” and, as usual, it rarely changes minds, votes or outcomes. A [...]

Take it from Uncle Honey, take a nap once and a while

Thursday, August 16, 2012 by Alan Guebert

One part of every day on the southern Illinois dairy farm of my youth was inviolate: the noon nap; nearly everyone took one. We didn’t rest very long, just 30 minutes or so, because the farm work never rested long. The naps, however, were as integral a part of our farm routine as the big [...]

What will kick Congress into gear?

Thursday, August 2, 2012 by Alan Guebert

Alan Guebert takes Washington to task on the 2012 Farm Bill.

Be wary of the banksters in Washington

Thursday, July 26, 2012 by Alan Guebert

On July 17, the U.S. Senate pulled off a Half Ginsburg by convening three Capitol Hill hearings on why the crooks and crackpots in charge of global finance find it ridiculously easy to make suckers out of you and me and Swiss cheese out of American laws. William Ginsburg, you may recall, represented Monica Lewinsky [...]