Tuesday, August 30, 2016

As if we needed further proof that celebrities are, in fact, pure evil, we have Gwyneth Paltrow nattering on in a recent issue of The British Mirror: "(Having a baby) changed the way I see the world,'' she told a reporter.

How does that old song go? Send in the clowns

As usual, our family remains committed to causing highly educated and supremely dedicated professionals seriously doubt their career of choice.

A team from the National Science Museum in Tokyo, has, for the first time, discovered a giant squid captured on camera in its natural habitat.

Once again, I have let a perfect opportunity for martyrdom pass me right by. Isn't that always how it is? Blink, you miss it, and before you know it, all the good victimizations are taken.

Obviously, it is never too early for me to start scheming - and worrying - about where my next sugar rush will come from.

There are just some things no woman ever wants to hear from her spouse including: "Honey, I've met someone.

When I think of all the years of my youth I wasted worrying about being popular, why, I could just weep.

There is a certain, delicious agony in failing first grade. Granted, it's virtually impossible to really flunk out on the second day of school, but me, I'm an overachiever.

On your mark, get set, go back to school! That rite of passage, the "back to school season," is upon us once again, ready or not.
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