Thursday, January 15, 2026

Even though she can't answer why boy ladybugs aren't called guy-bugs, columnist Kym Seabolt hopes her children grow up to remember her on Mother's Day as simply being a mom who loved them. Period.
toilet paper

Kymberly Foster Seabolt hilariously details the recent toilet paper wars she's battled in against her cat, Kai.

I have never been terribly good at punctuality. I'm generally late for just about everything. Granted, I was born early, but that may, in fact, be the very last time I was even remotely on time.

It is said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. If this is so,...

If I should ever have to evacuate in one of those horrible "you have 10 minutes to take anything of value and get out"...

In life there are two kinds of people: those who start shopping for Christmas Dec. 26 of the previous year, and those who wait...

I firmly believe that when mothers compare notes on childbirth this can only be because they have not yet experienced the pain and sheer endurance that a 6-year-old's birthday party entails.

I live in a creaky old house, sans air conditioning, and am sometimes visited by bats. Better yet, I often choose of my own free will to go camping in an actual tent that involves sleeping ON THE GROUND. Yet, put a hotel room passkey in my hand and suddenly, I’m Princess and the Pea.
Kym Seabolt Smart Light Notification

Even a momentary power outage causes no end of chaos for Kym Seabolt and her smart light bulbs.
ants

Kymberly Foster Seabolt dives head-first into a battle with the little brown ants that have taken over her kitchen.