Left unsupervised: Conquering the pantry doom room
What happens when you leave a determined woman alone with a drill? Kymberly Foster Seabolt shares her hilarious weekend DIY mission to conquer her century-old pantry "doom room." From wrestling 10-ton shelves to clearing out endless buckets, see how she pulled off a major organization win.
Babysitting the robot: Why my new vacuum isn’t ready for a coup
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt shares her hilarious struggles with a new robot vacuum. From an immediate counter-diving incident to constantly getting stuck under the living room sofa, this "smart" tech requires far too much adult babysitting.
Portal patient patience
You dutifully fill out your medical history on the online patient portal, only to be handed a 1992-style clipboard at check-in. Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt explores the frustrating redundancy of modern healthcare administration and asks: where is all that digital data actually going?
Wildlife cartels and the cat who leads them
Most cats aggressively guard their territory, but Kymberly Foster Seabolt's prefers to host guests. From a "raccoon cartel" to lounging possums, meet Kai: the feline social director who turned her porch into an interspecies wildlife sanctuary (leaving Kym wondering who is actually running the show).
Graduation of good parenting
As graduation season arrives, it’s normal to feel emotional about your children growing up. But letting go isn't an ending—it's a beautiful transition. Learn why the ultimate goal of parenting is raising independent adults who no longer need you, but still genuinely want you around.
The handyman’s wife: Why marrying for ‘maintenance’ beats money every time
"So babe, I’ve been thinking..." After 30 years, Kymberly Foster Seabolt reflects on the perks of marrying for maintenance rather than money. It’s a humorous look at love, DIY renovations, and the legacy of a skilled partner as they pass their tools and "can-do" spirit down to the next generation.
Bag Lady
Kymberly Foster Seabolt pretends to be a "small purse girlie," but a trip to the ER exposed her secret. From clementines and gimbals to thrifted frames and literal rocks, see how a hospital security search turned her "hands-free" day into a high-stakes game of purse bingo.
Checking a major ‘bucket’ off the list
Can playing with Barbie dolls lead to a career? Kymberly Foster Seabolt explores how childhood "puttering" paved the way for her latest obsession: operating the big tractor. Learn why moving a yard of mulch with a bucket is the ultimate adult milestone and how she finally crossed it off her "bucket list."
AI, Autocorrect and the Downfall of Civilization
From HAL 9000 to "fried shrimp," Kymberly Foster Seabolt explores why the AI revolution might just get stuck in a mandatory Windows Update.
Why my rescue dog thinks the outdoors is a scam
Nova Grace Seabolt survived the streets of St. Thomas, and she’s done with nature. Meet the "indoorsy" rescue dog who thinks her humans are total hoboes.
