Tuesday, November 13, 2018

I'm the real Kym Seabolt, says columnist Kymberly Seabolt, or at least she thinks she is.

Let's face it: No one really knows all the words to There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays, or even The 12 Days of Christmas, for that matter. Columnist Kym Seabolt prefers to just hum along.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt pays honor to those arsenals of construction paper and paste, boo-boo magicians and holiday program planners we call preschool teachers.

Don't let the waistline police interfere with your holiday menus. Columnist Kym Seabolt urges readers to just say 'no' to nouvelle cuisine.

It's time for parents to stand up and be parents, not friends, says columnist Kym Seabolt.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt reflects on holiday shopping and stampeding toy riots.

Columnist Kym Seabolt has just the Halloween costume suggestion for you adults: How about the "Sensitive Male" get-up, or the "Informed Voter" disguise?

Columnist Kym Seabolt's mother never bought a Veg-O-Matic based on the lure of TV commercials, so her daughter is not about to succomb to the lure of the "Perfect Pancake" maker, either.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt promises she'd pay her $76 gas bill - if she actually had natural gas service. Collection agents still hound her for the fictional bill.

It's just an old coffee mug, but for columnist Kym Seabolt, it's a symbol of wedded bliss: slightly worn, slightly comforting, but always present.
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