Turning 50 and fabulous
Leading up to her 50th birthday, Kymberly Foster Seabolt recalls all the staples of her childhood, growing up in the 70s and 80s.
Adulthood is not for sissies
Being an adult is like folding fitted sheets. No one really knows how.
Advice for new parents
New parents get advice from those who have been parenting for minutes, and those with decades of experience. Kymberly Seabolt's is not to worry so much.
Toilet paper math
Is the mega pack of 8 double rolls of x linear feet of a certain ply a better, or worse, deal than 12 regular sized rolls of a different ply? Super? Mega?
The customer is often wrong
As we approach the heavy shopping holiday season, Kymberly Foster Seabolt urges us to get over ourselves.
Heavy petting and underage bears
Kymberly Seabolt reflects on some of the inane things people do around wild animals.
Trading on education
We are selling our students the idea that there is only one path to success: college. It is unfair and untrue, according to Kymberly Foster Seabolt.
The great port-a-potty triumph of 2018
Kymberly Foster Seabolt, hilariously, details that one time she wore shapewear into a port-a-potty…
Enjoy your worn grass
Kymberly Foster Seabolt urges readers not to sweat the wear and tear on a property. One day, the kids grow up and the grass grows back.
Peacock, party of two?
Kymberly Foster Seabolt was recently visited by a pair of peacocks. She recaps the chaos that ensued.
