Turning 40 isn’t as bad as they say
Much press and sitcom angst is given to turning 30. Popular expression would have us believe turning 30 is the social and personal equivalent...
Let’s do lunch — and snacks
That screaming sound you heard should not alarm anyone but me and my pants. After a really successful 2013 where I ate healthier than...
Live and learn
If my kids complain about homework -- "We aren't ever going to need to know this in real life!" -- I have three words...
In with the new, out with the old
I don't generally pen "how to" columns. "How to be a dork like me" is not a life lesson that is much in demand,...
Storm warning
I don't think there has ever been a doubt I don't have the ability to take care of myself, but now it's official: in...
New magic new year
By the time you read this the holidays, in all their glory, should be far enough behind that you can reflect on them. As...
Oh deer, oh deer
As usual I was just minding my own business when natured decided to brutally attack me. True story. I was driving at a manageable...
In a sense, our world ended Dec. 14
If you can read this then I'm presuming the world didn't end on Dec. 21 and I didn't waste my time paying the cable...
Bad Friday
We had a particularly bad Friday morning here. A book bag was dropped, lunch was forgot, and by the time we reached the school...
Elves gone wild
Sometimes I'm just glad my kids are old enough that I can still fake being an adequate parent with a minimum of effort. At...
