Thursday, May 16, 2024

Even though she can't answer why boy ladybugs aren't called guy-bugs, columnist Kym Seabolt hopes her children grow up to remember her on Mother's Day as simply being a mom who loved them. Period.

In an effort to offset some of the eventual bad habits our children might learn from us, such as muttering unkind and possibly impure thoughts under their breaths while driving, or wearing white shoes after Labor Day, we're trying to raise them to become productive and law-abiding citizens of the world.

If I could talk to the animals what I’d say is “Look, I don’t CARE if you never speak another word to me, but...

Upon ironclad confirmation that superstar golfer Tiger Woods had engaged in a pattern of marital infidelity of such scope, breadth and sheer numbers that...

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt wonders if a tree falls in the forest with nobody around, can a Starbucks, two video stores and a housing development be built before anyone hears it?

The natural gas utility doesn't give me the time of day -- until they need money. They are like big utility versions of teenagers...

I am hard pressed to say why I love our camper so. It's a mid-90s model replete with golden oak and pale blue Formica...

Generally, I shun technology. Fear it, even. I am still using a circa 1997 computer because, quite frankly, I'm scared to death of having to approach some 17-year-old employee at the equivalent of a "Techno Toys "R" Us" and showcase my pathetic ignorance.

That screaming sound you heard should not alarm anyone but me and my pants. After a really successful 2013 where I ate healthier than...

The thing I love about political season is … nothing. Not a single blessed thing. How is this possible?