Friday, September 4, 2026

I crawled under the covers and hoped Keith would ignore the ice cube toes I inched closer to his leg.

(Author's note: The following column was first published the week of Christmas 1994. Now, by tradition, it returns.

It has been said that much can be determined about the character of a man by studying the way he treats animals.

One task many dairy managers say they would like to accomplish is to develop written job descriptions for their employees.

Do you think the witness protection program offers a new wardrobe? More importantly, can I enroll before I have to appear in anything "dressier" than Santa print PJs for the holidays? Not asking for much.

Struggling in my handbag is an almost daily experience for me. Oh, I made sure to choose a bag with all the organizer pockets including one for a cell phone.

A few days after his presidential nomination to replace Ann Veneman as secretary of agriculture, Nebraska Gov.

How is it that in the advent of modern technology, the untold wonders borne of the industrial revolution, and the joy of living in an age that has (at last!) developed a disposable toilet bowl brush, some things remain pathetically unchanged? Advanced.

When mad cow test alerts hit the airwaves, Dusty and Cheryl Sonnenberg were worried they wouldn't be able to market their dairy beef products.

Struggling in my handbag is an almost daily experience for me. Oh, I made sure to choose a bag with all the organizer pockets including one for a cell phone.