Saturday, December 20, 2025

(Author's note: The following column was first published the week of Christmas 1994. Now, by tradition, it returns.

Going through the motions of holiday decorating has felt very much like a grand finale to me as I prepare to pack up the contents of this home.

'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House nothing was stirring but Rep. Tom "T-Bone" Maxilla.

As Christmas nears, I have had the great joy of looking at this season through the eyes of a Southern friend.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you and, more horrifyingly, found underneath your Christmas tree.

Drifts of snow far higher than the little girl's head lined the long lane that led uphill to her home.

The title Ag engineer devises simple forage dryer followed by this blood-curdling opening line, "Using items commonly found around the house .

It has come to my attention that parents, particularly at this time of year, spend a lot of time worrying themselves silly over one thing and one thing only, a concern so deep it literally wakes them from a sound sleep, apoplectic over some concern relating to: Santa.

"What did the volcano say to the earthquake?" My dad's joke hung over the table as we stopped cutting candy and readied ourselves for his punch line.

Undoubtedly, winter feeding practices of livestock varies from farm to farm as much or more than any other feeding period the entire year.