Crying foul over public cursing


Ah, Christmas, that wonderful time of year when brightly-wrapped gifts under the twinkling tree contain treasures untold. Such as a rhinestone Christmas tree sweater with light-up garland or a gift certificate to a merchant whose clothes haven’t fit you since sixth grade.
“I saw this and immediately thought of you,” the gift-giver beams, while you’re wondering what it is you’ve said or done to this person to make them think that a wall-mounted plastic singing bass would be perfect for you?
I’ve tried to make gift giving easier on my family by giving them specific ideas. This year, for example, I told my husband that I really wanted a photo printer.


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Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.