Parents develop their own language, one that doesn’t always make sense, says columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt.

What were they thinking! Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt recalls a time when home decorating didn’t include brown sofas.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt gives fair warning about items with no assembly required.

‘Mother’ is not an occupation? Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt ran headlong into that bureaucratic black hole the other day.

It’s not easy to be the “perfect mother,” the one who always has to eat the heel of the bread loaf, says columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt discusses her husband’s valiant cupcake quest.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt thinks auctions need an “addictive substance warning.”

Is America’s future resting in the hands of children well educated in taking tests and little more? Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt raises her hand.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt is trying to get to the root of a bureaucratic problem that could leave her out on a limb.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt lost two of her pets this month. Telling her two children was the hardest thing she ever had to do.