The secret to my success
I never tied my mother’s sheer curtains under my chin and paraded down the stairs playing “bride.” I didn’t plan Barbie’s wedding to Ken....
Celebrity wedding survival guide
Traditionalists who believe that marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman are undoubtedly heartened by the knowledge that America's reigning queen of overexposed celebrity, Jennifer Lopez, walked down the aisle this summer for the third time.
Time flies along with fly balls
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
Since daylight-saving time began anew last weekend, I can't say that I do.
The Great Pumpkin
I am the scourge of good editors because I tend to write about things in whatever the exact opposite of timeliness is.
The “I don’t mean to be mean” girls
There is a point in life when you realize that you never do, in fact, outgrow high school. Worse, you never really get over...
Off with their head(phones)
Dear offspring,As we kick off the celebration of summer vacation, I feel it only fair to tell you: We are taking you off life...
In defense of running amok
I had a very happy childhood. This means my hope of ever writing a really great "tell all" book is probably not going to happen.
Planting a new obsession
Kymberly Foster Seabolt has discovered a newfound passion, caring for her porch ferns.
Alligator uprising
Recent headlines have Kym Seabolt convinced alligators are just trying to get in on the same sweet deal that dogs and cats have enjoyed for generations.
Improper English for everyone
Kymberly Foster Seabolt uses the misspellings of others to improve her fortune searching for deals online.
