Friday, April 26, 2024

From the moment I held my firstborn son in my arms, I realized, almost instantaneously, that this wild, wonderful, unpredictably joyous journey I had only just begun would, in the blink of a moment, lead to my own planned obsolescence.

At some point even the most wonderful convenience can become more of a hindrance than a help. Mr. Wonderful has had a loathe/hate relationship with his cell phone for some time now. The phone was scratched, hard to dial, harder to hear, and just generally irritated him to no end.

As usual I was just minding my own business when natured decided to brutally attack me. True story. I was driving at a manageable...

First, let me state for the record that no dogs were harmed in the making of this column. Primarily because those little buggers are fast and really hard to catch.

Don't you just hate it when worlds collide? My second-grader informed us, imperiously, that Cupid is "just a myth.

As I reach the milestone of my 10th official Mother's Day, I find that I appreciate my own mother so much more.

I don't generally pen "how to" columns. "How to be a dork like me" is not a life lesson that is much in demand,...

They say money is the root of all evil, but when it comes to modern gifting that's not even remotely true.

So the school is kidnapping my baby and taking her to New York City. O.K., technically “kidnapping” may be a harsher term than necessary. I...

Things change. Plans. People. Paint. We have left our marks in other ways.