He’s too young to be stuck in the middle

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“Dear 4th grade parents …” says the latest letter. This has become a theme lately.

“Dear 4th Grade Parents there will be a 4th Grade Graduation on …”

“Dear 4th Grade Parents … there will be a farewell picnic on …”

“Dear 4th Grade Parents there will be a middle school orientation on …”

This might seem sweet — even thoughtful — on the outside. Do not be fooled. They send these to me, a “Dear 4th Grade Parent,” because they want to RIP MY HEART OUT AND TEAR IT INTO A MILLION LITTLE PIECES.

You see, despite my repeated attempts to make them listen to reason, our otherwise excellent school district suffers one fatal flaw: They think that 10-year-olds belong in middle school.

Back in the day

In my day, “middle school” (also quaintly known as “junior high”) didn’t begin until 7th grade. By then I was 13 and so deeply in the throes of puberty that they could have enrolled me in a Russian prison or Disney World interchangeably and I would have been none the wiser.

At that age, I rarely noticed anything beyond my own navel-gazing obsession with myself. By the time I entered the hallowed halls of middle school where PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU ARE LYING IN WAIT TO BEAT YOU (AND YOUR SELF-ESTEEM) TO A NUB, I was armed, at the very least, with a sense of self-preservation and some strawberry lip gloss. I also had a comb in my back pocket that could easily have doubled as a weapon.

Vulnerable

My son, however, knows nothing of the mean streets of middle school.

In elementary everything is soft, fuzzy, and sweet. He has been led to expect that people should be kind and thoughtful. He has been taught that bullying and making others feel badly about themselves is not to be tolerated. He believes with his whole heart that to be different is to be celebrated.

In short, he’s been sold a load of goods.

Orientation

Last night, we parents filed into the middle school auditorium to learn how our lives would change. Notice I said “our lives?”

Sure, the kids are probably uncertain, unsure, and nervous about this brave new world, but really, isn’t what happens to my kids really all about me? How can I be the parent of a middle-school child? I have friends with children in fifth grade in other districts and they still get to be elementary parents. Why was I not given a vote on this academic super-sizing of my child from “little” to “middle?”

As we toured the middle school (which, curiously, shares a building with the high school), we were repeatedly assured that a variety of double doors and sentry staff would keep those ever-present high school students at bay.

After a time, I became more concerned — not less. I’m not entirely sure what those high school students are up to down the hall, but apparently, they bear carefully watching lest they escape and cause mayhem in the middle school.

I find the security ironic since in my day a high school student wouldn’t have gone within arm’s length of a middle school kid unless he or she was being paid to do so. And even then — just barely.

My son seems enthralled with the idea of finally having a locker and the ability to walk the halls between classes. Lunchtime (where for the first time ever they get to sit with anyone they wish rather than assigned seating) sounds enticing rather than terrifying.

Then again, he’s always been far more confident than I was at his age.

Lest you get the wrong idea, I attended a very safe public school system myself. Nonetheless, it was just habit to glance at those long-awaited lockers on the tour and instantly assess whether your average 10-year-old (or mine) would fit in one.

Tagged

It seems only yesterday my letters read “Dear Kindergarten parent …” and I fastened a plastic name tag to his shirt and sent him off into his future. The name tag was very important and clearly far more for my security than his. It said who he was (and who he belonged to); where he was going (which teacher would meet him); and what he would need to assist in his journey along the way (bus number, lunch number, class number). I don’t know about him, but I certainly felt safer having it there.

Now, there is no name tag (because a middle schooler would die of shame). Yet, if he had one it would tell you who he is (my whole world); where he is going (wherever his dreams take him as long as we don’t break him first); and what he will need to assist in his journey (a lot of hope, a dash of dreams, and a boatload of guidance. See also: Please don’t break).

“Dear 4th Grade Parents” they write yet again, to which I can only sigh, pray, and reply:

“Dear 5th Grade … I beg of you, please handle with care.”

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Warm, witty and just a wee bit warped, Kymberly Foster Seabolt is a native of Kent, Ohio, who survived childhood exposure to disco and grew up to marry and move to the country. Her column weaves her special brand of humor with poignant, entertaining, and honest portrayals of parenting, marriage, and real life. She currently lives in northeastern Ohio with her husband, two children, two dogs, two cats, and numerous dust bunnies who wish to remain nameless.

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