Sunday, December 14, 2025

Traditionalists who believe that marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman are undoubtedly heartened by the knowledge that America's reigning queen of overexposed celebrity, Jennifer Lopez, walked down the aisle this summer for the third time.

In the heartland of this great nation, we've apparently all entered the Witness Protection Program. Our exact locations must remain a closely guarded secret.

It seems that our nation's retailers and I have come to a complete and utter impasse as to what "back to school" entails.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt does the unthinkable.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt realizes her daughter was born to cheer.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt discovered the bliss of sending the kids to bed early. Every night.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt wonders what some people are thinking when they pick out a pet.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt laments over things getting smaller.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt is garden zoned-out.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt reflects on American fashion. We have certainly grown as a nation in since 1776, but unfortunately, our clothes have gotten smaller.