Celebrity wedding survival guide
Traditionalists who believe that marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman are undoubtedly heartened by the knowledge that America's reigning queen of overexposed celebrity, Jennifer Lopez, walked down the aisle this summer for the third time.
Pride and prejudice: Geography as destiny
In the heartland of this great nation, we've apparently all entered the Witness Protection Program. Our exact locations must remain a closely guarded secret.
Back to school has mom losing her cool
It seems that our nation's retailers and I have come to a complete and utter impasse as to what "back to school" entails.
Sowing my wild popcorn
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt does the unthinkable.
Cheer on! It’s darned hard work
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt realizes her daughter was born to cheer.
Parents enjoy life after kids’ bedtime
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt discovered the bliss of sending the kids to bed early. Every night.
Trendy pets: What happened to pet rocks?
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt wonders what some people are thinking when they pick out a pet.
Poor ol’ mini me
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt laments over things getting smaller.
Throwing in the trowel
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt is garden zoned-out.
America is old enough to dress the part
Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt reflects on American fashion. We have certainly grown as a nation in since 1776, but unfortunately, our clothes have gotten smaller.












