Friday, May 3, 2024

It's time for parents to stand up and be parents, not friends, says columnist Kym Seabolt.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt reflects on holiday shopping and stampeding toy riots.

Columnist Kym Seabolt has just the Halloween costume suggestion for you adults: How about the "Sensitive Male" get-up, or the "Informed Voter" disguise?

Columnist Kym Seabolt's mother never bought a Veg-O-Matic based on the lure of TV commercials, so her daughter is not about to succomb to the lure of the "Perfect Pancake" maker, either.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt promises she'd pay her $76 gas bill - if she actually had natural gas service. Collection agents still hound her for the fictional bill.

It's just an old coffee mug, but for columnist Kym Seabolt, it's a symbol of wedded bliss: slightly worn, slightly comforting, but always present.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt says the anti-smoking warriors and the surgeon general just don't get it: Teens are immortal.

Why, oh why, do Americans like watching "reality TV?" Columnist Kym Seabolt wants to know (and to vote off the real network executives).

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt recalls the "New Coke scare" and, with proof from a McDonald's lawsuit, proves that America doesn't like change.

It was a rusty old tractor, one destined to push columnist Kym Seabolt's marriage into divorce court until, well, you'll just have to read her column this week to find out more.