Friday, February 13, 2026

In the heartland of this great nation, we've apparently all entered the Witness Protection Program. Our exact locations must remain a closely guarded secret.

It seems that our nation's retailers and I have come to a complete and utter impasse as to what "back to school" entails.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt does the unthinkable.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt realizes her daughter was born to cheer.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt discovered the bliss of sending the kids to bed early. Every night.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt wonders what some people are thinking when they pick out a pet.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt laments over things getting smaller.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt is garden zoned-out.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt reflects on American fashion. We have certainly grown as a nation in since 1776, but unfortunately, our clothes have gotten smaller.

Columnist Kymberly Foster Seabolt meets her match with Pokemon.